Tarkov Logic Supercut

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  1. Solo Fourohsix
    Solo Fourohsix
    Hace 3 horas

    Dam I wish they had a scar in tarkov

  2. Dinosty
    Hace 17 horas

    I love the "this ain't no game"

  3. JaviErFdezBaca
    Hace 17 horas

    Very funny!

  4. Wasp Hunter
    Wasp Hunter
    Hace 23 horas

    3:42 !!! (_._) )!( ОПА!

  5. BenDPB
    Hace 3 días

    Can not stand Tarkov, boring as hell to watch but this is hilarious. WIGGLE haha

  6. Edge of Awesome
    Edge of Awesome
    Hace 3 días

    This is perfect. The last straw for me were map wipes, where you’d loose everything over and over. It was like getting punched in the dick. 🤣💯👍🏼

  7. stevied667iswin
    Hace 4 días


  8. Vytas
    Hace 4 días

    1:28 My favourite bit of Alan acting

  9. Vexxilis
    Hace 4 días

    they played a game of russian roulette in the beginning

  10. Stoney
    Hace 4 días

    The blacked out, unexamined items at the trader was a very nice touch

  11. LiquidBlackWolf
    Hace 5 días

    we need more of this

  12. Dungen Master
    Dungen Master
    Hace 5 días

    4:41 subtitles say "escaping from tacos"

  13. robert barna
    robert barna
    Hace 5 días

    5:27 whys he have a pistol holster on his back? 😂

  14. SIRSIMROY ss
    Hace 5 días

    Iv played pubg on ps plus n it shit but this his good comedy content

  15. alfpolo29
    Hace 5 días

    8:21 ahahahahahaha like the "THE TRILOGY" on some movie:))))))))))) Im dead on laught :)

  16. alfpolo29
    Hace 5 días

    O.M.G. this video is 100% reality,in Escape from Tarkov this happens:))) Guys this is one funny game parody i ever seen:))))

  17. Jungle Treehouse
    Jungle Treehouse
    Hace 5 días


  18. Cakrabayu Budireksa
    Cakrabayu Budireksa
    Hace 6 días

    You're supposed to find Loot kills Enemy if you found them work together if you're a SCAV or the Private Military like USEC And the BEAR

  19. John Doe
    John Doe
    Hace 6 días

    Can confirm being shot is a really confusing horrible experience

  20. John Doe
    John Doe
    Hace 6 días

    It must suck to operate in skinny jeans

  21. Nothing, Just nothing
    Nothing, Just nothing
    Hace 6 días

    Tarkov gives me PTSD

  22. Ashu
    Hace 6 días

    Honestly VOIP or team tags would instantly make this game more enjoyable. It has it's moments, but from playing it on and off for quite a long time (idk 2 years maybe). You very easly lose track of your teammates, especially during fights and everyone running around and TKing is one of the most annoying things and pretty much ruins the raid. Examining the same fucking items every time they wipe, it's like why even bother having that system in place at all if we're just going to have to do it over and over and over again, like I can recongnize a fucking cowboy hat when I see one. Reloading bullets into mags used to be fine but now it basically takes ages because iN rEaL lIfE yOu dOnT rElOaD fAsTso you're just sitting there for a solid few minutes in the inventory screen hearing tick tick tick tick and you're forced to be inside the inventory aswell to do it. Healing went from a press of a button and it takes 5 seconds and it heals or whatever and you could do it during fighting instantly, now you gotta go through a whole animation of yourself stabbing your arm with a needle and yada yada (which is fine, but annoying and leaves you without a gun for the duration of the animation). There's hundreds of attachments and fucking no one knows what goes on what, a simple scope can require fucking 3 different pieces in order for it to be able to go on your gun etc, just fucking annoying and you pretty much have to figure it all out yourself and more than likely there will be moments you go "oh wait what, you can have that on that??". Ammo, there's several types of ammo, some with armor piercing, some without but high flesh damage, some with balance, but NONE OF THE STATS ARE IN THE GAME. You literally have to use third party sites to even know wtf is the difference and more than often there's ammo called armor piercing but they can be worse than other ammo that's not labeled as such and so on... You can't loot too much anymore which was the major fun of the game right, you get some kills and get out with all this loot. Nowadays because of "realism" you're a fucking turtle who literally can't walk and it's possible to be too overweight just with your own gear because you decided to bring a juice box with you. The barters make no fucking sense at all I'll be honest, it's just random items put into the game and random trades to have some form of purpose for the items, they literally have no meaning. The quests are okay I'd say, some are annoying or take a long time, some if you die you have to go back to the very start, some are cross-map and with those you have to go back to the first map if you die in the second. Quest items are "in-raid" until you get out, meaning if you die you lose them. Even when you get out, you have to open this weird settings area and move the quest item to "offline" or hand the quest item in, or you might accidentally bring the item with you on the next raid and THEN lose it AGAIN. The maps are dogshit and always have been, they used to be a tool to choose where you wanted to spawn in, but since they removed that, maps have no usage in the game and is a waste of fucking money to even buy since you can't fucking LOOK at the map in the game even if you have the map with you. Literally useless item. Speaking of spawns, spawning in late and instantly dying. Since loot is the only thing that actually matters, there's people camping the exits which is just great after a 35 minute raid you had battling to just get 1 shot at the end by a guy who's been sitting there for the past 35 minutes doing jackshit just waiting for someone to come up. There's also people going in with nothing at all to just grab whatever they can that's hopefully worth a lot of money, shove it into their prison wallet which is a little container that keeps items safe upon death, but not all items as not every item can go there due to past bug exploits that they never really fixed but just decided to restrict the way it was done rather than fixing their broken shit game. Speaking of bugs, there's more bugs in this game than there's bugs in your sweaty fucking matress. They eventually get fixed, usually it takes people to be the villains and massively exploit it openly for all to see for them to stop making another broken map or more attachments and to actually fix the bug somewhat. And ofcourse the soyboy community that protects the devs no matter what, even if they call people using a bug "terrorist" and having the PR guy call the bug user a "retard" openly on stream, they go full yayyy dev, ye tell them to stop using bugs, we were happier when only a small fraction of people used the bug in secret to gain an unfair advantage rather than it blowing up and actually getting fixed by the devs, oh btw I forgot to mention most of those bugs were actually reported months and sometimes a year prior and never got fixed. A guy found a way to go into any fucking object into the game just by laying down prone, it was very easy to do and you could shoot through the objects, get out easly and you were not able to be shot while inside one, totally gamebreaking bug, it was used by a small amount of players but no one really knew about it, the guy reported it over and over during like half a year and nothing happened, so he decided to contact a Tarkov streamer who got in touch with the devs and WITHIN FUCKING DAYS IT WAS FIXED. Speaking of devs, they're shit. Just kinda how it is, Nikita can suck a goat dick for all I care, actual assholes. What else do we have.. The ability to become completely broke and needing to completely wipe your account and start anew is a thing. You can ofcourse get out of that hole, but nontheless it's entirely plausible for new players to lose everything and not being able to play or enjoy the game and not knowing HOW to get back from it. Something that really fucking annoys me is Scavs, which is the Tarkov Ai that wander around shooting players, they've had their moments of being broken.. But you can actually play as one, a player scav.. Now if you shoot a scav as a player scav, the scavs turn hostile, makes sense I guess... However, if a player scav shoots you, and you defend yourself and shoot him, they still turn hostile. Even in the event of 50 scavs being aggressive and hunting down this one player scav, if you shoot him as a non-hostile player scav, the scavs still attack you afterwards. I don't get that logic at all and it's dumb. Speaking of scavs, there's a meme and a thing about scav on scav violence because people will opt in as a player scav (technically being on the team of the scavs) and just killing scavs and player scavs for no real reason. SO instead of you two player scavs teaming up against the normal players, that guy will probably kill you on sight for no reason at all. What else do we have oh boy.. Well the price tag for a BETA game, it's been in beta forever and probably will never fully release as a game. The price tag is ridiculous aswell, however I'm willing to admit if the game was finished and they made some tweaks and made cheaters and bugs disappear, the price would be okay. Speaking of cheaters, they openly fucking cheat because the anti-cheat system is garbage and some cheaters don't even get banned for a long time even with massive reports. Literally flying around and the game is like "yeah that's normal". Then we have the fact Tarkov is actually on SidAlpha's dirty dev list, now if you don't know who Sid is, he makes great content surrounding dirty game developers and so on, quite enjoyable in my opinion and he does very good with research and being within legal right and so on so forth (legal issues and devs tryna silence free speech happens alot). Which reminds me partly why they were on there was due to a MASSIVE copyright claim against several channels that critiqued the game "negative hype" they called it, they literally copy right claimed every single video of a Tarkov youtuber, over 100+ videos and thousands of hours of content and work for a critique he made in I think one video which was still completely fair and within legal rights.. It has been liften since then, but to say the least, the guy speaks out very heavily and honestly whenever he can because "fuck them, they already tried removing my channel" pretty much which is a good thing, they didn't manage to silence him in the end. But yeah shit like that.. This funny lil sketch made me realize how much I don't like tarkov because I went on a fucking rant just now. Kinda glad I put that game down half a year ago again (tried it for a bit, had some fun, but game is shit) And to anyone reading all of this, or just reading this last bit, don't buy the game. I honestly am not able to recommend this game in it's current state and probably never will.

  23. Maxx Matlock
    Maxx Matlock
    Hace 6 días

    This literally gives me PTSD. I play Tarkov all the time. It couldn’t be more accurate lol

  24. Space Walrus
    Space Walrus
    Hace 6 días

    You just gotta Git Gud...

  25. creforce
    Hace 6 días

    my god this is actually the game through and through....

  26. ZR1 Media
    ZR1 Media
    Hace 7 días

    Rowan : HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ? YOU DIDNT WIGGLE! Alan: yep fuck this I'm out (bloop) Roawns logic is by far not flawed he did ask so I mean 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ bow bow 😂

  27. E4 OMEGA
    E4 OMEGA
    Hace 7 días

    Russian thingy was very funny😂😂😂

  28. Dan Pike
    Dan Pike
    Hace 7 días

    Ive been playing tarkov for the last couple years and this is the best representation of the game ive seen lol. The learning curve is steeper than climbing Everest. Its like being punched in the dick

  29. Steve Hughes
    Steve Hughes
    Hace 7 días

    3:32 translate it for non Russians

  30. Viktor Reaper
    Viktor Reaper
    Hace 8 días

    3:45. Rowan looks like he's going to cry yet is screaming russian. Comedy gold there.

  31. alexxz123
    Hace 8 días

    Best end ever!

  32. Lord_ DiMiTri_
    Lord_ DiMiTri_
    Hace 8 días

    Tarkov is the most hardcore fps i know rn, i love these kinds of games so if there is any like this lmk

  33. MediaPark Logistics
    MediaPark Logistics
    Hace 9 días

    Rowan russian lines: 1. Будь ты проклят! (Bud' ti proklyat) - "Damn you!" 2. Шухер! (Shukher) - old urban word, close to meaning "danger", "carefull" by assuming that someone/enemy is coming 3. Жопа! (Zhopa) - "ass!", "butt!" 4. Иди сюда, ты говно! (Idi syuda ti gavno) - "Come here you shit!" 5. Пацаны, щас накроют нас! (Patsani shas nakroyut nas) - "Guys, it will cover us" assuming that it will kill us

  34. Shiover
    Hace 9 días

    Клиповое сознание не позволяет разобраться в оружии и боеприпасах. И догадаться не получается. Думать же надо. : )

  35. MartinGlazierMG
    Hace 9 días

    What is that location?

  36. Richard Ponec
    Richard Ponec
    Hace 9 días

    trigger discipline? not even once

  37. Jeremy Alexander
    Jeremy Alexander
    Hace 9 días

    So I just discovered this channel and I have to say, even as a straight man, Ben might be the best looking guy on Earth. Who the fuck are you people?

  38. Kenshiro
    Hace 9 días

    They should probably do dayz It'll be extremly Nice.

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    Luna Margaret
    Hace 9 días

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    Hace 9 días

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